Goats and Gunas - Distraction Dis-Order, Part II

Why is goat-yoga still a thing?

The concept and business of putting a baby goat on a person’s back while they are in plank pose is akin to riding the whirl-a-whip and the roller coaster at the Jesus Loves You Amusement Park while holding a Reuben sandwich-flavored scone in one hand and a red onion-flavored Kit Kat in the other. Why, oh why is “goat yoga” still a thing? Animal husbandr…