Standing Still with Luggage

Heckling is imminent.

Not unlike the past few years, I expect to be luggage-heckled and harangued by the people of Scotland this year. The imminent commentary will not occur at any airport. It will occur at all bus stops, train station platforms, ferry terminals, ticket booths, and anyplace else where I am stationary with my luggage for more than a minute. The inevitable hec…