The Plant Killers

Gardening: intransitive verb, meaning to kill or to move plants.

Lola’s Cafe, 49th & Dodge

Call me a ground-gazer, (hey - I’m trying not to trip), but I cannot walk around in life without seeing weeds. These alien plants gone rogue (redundant, because plants are aliens) are everywhere - in the Target parking lot, the local college campus, in the flowerpots of the local pizza place, and creeping out of every concrete c…