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Mom's the word

I gave myself a full week to reintegrate at home before venturing out to any extra-curricular activities. It was a rough week, but my circadian cycle is now normalized, the house is organized, the air purifiers are doing their job, I can almost always find my reading glasses, and the car will be retrieved from storage tomorrow. As usual, if you look at your phone during a red light and you don’t notice the change to green, I will honk the holy hell out of you if I am in your rearview. You have been warned.